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Wow, You Just Can’t Piss Some People Off
I found this story about the Florida tornadoes this morning. First, sorry about the tornadoes. Sometimes I’m making it rain and I just get a little carried away with the clouds and all. I probably...
View ArticleAnswering a Prayer for my Fan Club
Some of you may have read about the 3 million Muslims praying for peace in Bangladesh. My answer is: No. I don’t do peace, so stop praying for it. You’ll have to figure this one out for yourselves. I’m...
View ArticleI Win Super Bowl XLI
Did you all like the weather I stirred up for Super Bowl XLI? Dry, sunny football games are boring as Eden. After the game, which the Indianapolis Colts won 29-17, their owner, their head coach Tony...
View ArticleI’m Back, Baby!
CNN is reporting that, after about 17 long centuries of insignificance, I’m finally getting some attention in Athens: Watched by curious onlookers, some 20 worshippers gathered next to the ruins of the...
View ArticleDarwin the source of terror? Oh puh-leeze.
A disappointing story on Yahoo News begins: Tens of thousands of French schools and universities have received copies of a Turkish book refuting Darwin’s theory of evolution and describing it as “the...
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“Slice Up Your Kids” Week
So, it turns out many of my followers like to cut up their children. On a positive note, I’m glad Iraq and some other Arab states have such a free and permissive society. Where else can a guy scalp his...
View ArticleStop Squishing My Messengers
Ever wonder why you never see angels or other agents of Mine meddling directly in your affairs? After all, if I care so much about your belief, why shouldn’t I send My immortal servants to indisputably...
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GodMen: Tyler Durden Meets Ned Flanders
I think some Christians saw Fight Club. They apparently left the movie thinking that the one thing that could have made Tyler Durden cooler is a personal relationship with Jesus. So far I agree — a...
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